I don’t think I would like a photo like that amongst my wedding day photos!
…then maybe it’s time to consider dieting?
Don’t die a virgin – Terrorists are up there waiting for you!
When she told the bride and groom that she had nothing to wear for their wedding, they certainly didn’t think she was going to turn up stark naked!
PC Smith suddenly realised he’d forgotten to take his medication this morning.
My girlfriend wishes I could see things from her point of view