When she told the bride and groom that she had nothing to wear for their wedding, they certainly didn’t think she was going to turn up stark naked!
A young English man excitedly tells his mother he has fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring over three women and you try to guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Okay, Mom, guess which one I’m going to marry.”
She immediately replies, “The one on the right.”
“That’s amazing, Mom. You’re right. How did you know?”
His mother replies “I don’t like her.”