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Ouch!
2 August, 2010
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Survey failure…
6 June, 2010
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Science can be beautiful.
3 May, 2010
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(function() {var s = document.createElement(‘SCRIPT’), s1 = document.getElementsByTagName(‘SCRIPT’)[0];s.type = ‘text/javascript’;s.async = true;s.src = ‘http://widgets.digg.com/buttons.js’;s1.parentNode.insertBefore(s, s1);})(); Most people don’t realise that there are two distinct kinds of earthquake. These are Trepidatory and Oscillatory. To find out more see the diagrams below. This is a trepidatory earthquake: This is a oscillatory earthquake: And sometimes we experience a [...]
Australian Sensitivity
20 April, 2010
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A Marriage made in Heaven?
13 April, 2010
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New Elderly Care Programme.
9 April, 2010
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