The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria explained, “Well, Señora, zere are tree reasons why I wanna da increaze. Ze first eez that I iron better than you.”
Raising her eyebrows the wife replies, “Who said you iron better than me?”
“Jor huzban, he say so.”
Maria continued, “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”
“Nonsense,” replied the wife, “Who said you were a better cook than me?”
“Jor hozban did.” said Maria.
Wife increasingly agitated, replied “Oh he did, did he??”
“The third reason,” said Maria, “Eez that I am better at sex than you in ze bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, “And did my husband say that as well?”
“No Señora…….”, replied Maria, “Ze gardener did.”
“So how much do you want?” asked the wife.