One day a builder finished a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice. Once done, the builder picked up a hacksaw from his toolbox.

Utterly terrified, the man screamed, “Stop, stop! you’re not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?”

“Nope,” replied the builder, handing him the saw, “You are…I’m going to set fire to the garage.”