Budget airlines take their hand baggage restrictions too far!

Budget airlines take their hand baggage restrictions too far!

Cameltoes aren’t always a good thing!

Cameltoes aren't always a good thing!My mind!! Aaarrghh my mind!

Progress is a wonderful thing…

Progress is a wonderful thing....Hey! Hang on a minute…

The Art of Being Subtle.

The Art of Being Subtle.They haven’t got it!
(And neither have those for that matter!)

The Excuse.

A man in his 40’s bought a new big engined BMW 5-series and was out driving on the motorway considerably over the speed limit when he suddenly saw flashing blue lights behind him.

“There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, “What the heck am I doing?” he thought and pulled over.

The Police officer came up to him, took his driving license without a word, and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, it’s the end of my shift, and it’s Friday the 13th. I really don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”

The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”

“Have a nice weekend,” smiled the officer and returned to his car.

Lucky Linda.

A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter.
She replies, “Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?”
Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was ‘Lucky Linda’ and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again.
Asking her what the matter was now, she replied “Your horse phoned.”

Pervert test.

Study this photo carefully. A normal, well-adjusted person will see a group of friends posing for a photo. However if you are sex obsessed or sexually perverted you will think that one of the women in this photo is totally naked.
Are you a pervert?
Oh dear – no-one is naked in this photo.